This was the outfit I wore to school today. I spent forever doing my hair, made an effort to actually wear makeup, wore jewelry, the whole nine yards, which I seriously never do. I wanted to get away from the normal t-shirt and jeans I usually wear so that I could take cute pictures with the Seniors on their way out of high school for the last time.
If you’ll notice, the front of the skirt is more than halfway down my thigh and I even had shorts on underneath. There’s no way anyone was seeing anything under this skirt.
At my school we have a “knee length” rule for all bottoms. I got through periods 1 through 4 with not even a comment from a teacher or administrator. All I got was compliments from many students, which made me feel awesome about myself.
In lunch, I go to the vending machine to get water. The second I turn around, there’s the Principal right in my face. “Hi there, your skirt is very pretty, but it’s way too short.”
“Well Mr.Crouch, I am pretty tall, and—“
“But that’s not what matters. I’m saying that if the sheer fabric wasn’t there, the part underneath wouldn’t be legal. So you’ve got two options, you can either go to ISS, or change into something appropriate. What do you want to do?”
“Um, well I think I might have something. I’ll change.”
“Okay, and come right back and show me what you’ve changed into.”
I knew I didn’t have anything to change into, because I’d worn this skirt before with no trouble.
I went back to my table to finish my lunch, and shortly after he approached me again.
“I thought you were going to go change?”
“I will, I just wanted to finish my lunch first.”
“Alright. And when you change, go show the front office to see if they approve.”
Now we’re standing at the door waiting to be released from lunch. Bear in mind, this will be 3 times he’s approached me in maybe a 10 minute time span.
“Are you going to change?”
“Yes, I just want to let my 5th period teacher know where I am.”
“What’s your first name again?”
“And who’s your next teacher?”
“Well I’ll let Mrs. Solburg know you’re going to be a few minutes late to class, alright?”
So I went to class and let Mrs. Solburg know Mr. Crouch would be coming by soon because of my skirt and that I had no intentions of changing.
He walks in the classroom through the back entrance and says, apparently before scanning the room to see if I’m even in there, “Emily is going to be a few minutes late because she’s changing clothes. Oh, is she in here?”
“Make sure you change.”
He left, and I told my teacher that I didn’t have anything to change into. We looked in her closet and couldn’t find anything that normal people would wear that was both appropriate and matched what I was wearing. I told her to not worry about it, that I’d have my mom sign me out to go home.
When I hung up with my mom, here comes Mr. Crouch again. Mrs. Solburg tells him that I am signing out because I couldn’t find anything to change into.
“Oh, well she told me she had something to change into.”
“Mr. Crouch, I said that I might.”
“No, you said you had something.”
And he walked out.
Let’s count the things that were more wrong than my skirt, shall we?
1. Him approaching me twice while I was trying to eat in our already short lunch time
2. Him interrupting my theatre class twice just to tell me to change
3. The fact he said my skirt wouldn’t be “legal” without the sheer fabric, and also, why would I wear the skirt without the outer fabric?! It’s the whole skirt!
4. My friend Melissa had been trying to schedule a meeting with him since 2nd period to start up a donation drive for the suffering families in Oklahoma, and he was too busy following me around to help her
5. So many Seniors were dressed way more inappropriately than me with tank tops and booty shorts
6. I would have had to miss the Senior Walk even if I didn’t go home because I’d have been in ISS, so I didn’t get to say bye to all of my senior friends
7. I had to disrupt my mom at work to sign me out
8. I had to miss my last two classes when I had already been absent the previous day and needed to make up work
9. He singled me out to the extreme, embarrassed me, and made me cry in front of my class
10. My friend David wore shorts with a 5 inch inseam a few weeks ago and wasn’t even approached by an administrator. It was just shrugged off as him being a “silly boy”
11. He didn’t even want to hear what I had to say about being tall (proportions, man. Put my skirt on any short girl and it would be fine. They don’t make cute skirts that are knee length on a 5’11” girl. It just doesn’t happen.), and he completely dismissed me when I said that I told him I *might* have a change of clothes, even though it was the truth
If he put just half as much effort as he did checking up on me every 5 minutes into, maybe, /running a school/, then everyone probably wouldn’t hate it so much.
also pretty fucking gross that he was paying that much attention to your legs
how scandalous, jesus christ
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Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.
And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.
I just want a burrito.
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.
UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:
A fucking fork?
I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.
A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.
People eat burritos with forks?
God is sorry he made us.
I always need this on my blog.
I can’t be laughing this hard in the morning.
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
why on earth doesn’t this have more notes
I actually had to do this once. She lived.
if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.
Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!
do not scroll down.
SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN EPISODE 20/21: KILLER IDENTITY
See the Imgur album for all the screenshots.
In the last two minutes of episode 20 and in the first minutes of episode 21 the Special Operation Squad (aka: Eren, Auruo, Petra, Erd and Gunther) is set on the wrong track by an unknown, hooded figure. Now, you MAY think that the person sidetracking Levi’s Squad is Annie, the Female Giant.
But it’s not.
I watched this scene frame by frame and took some of them. Here’s my point.
1 - The body form is definitely masculine.
2 - The hands look masculine too.
3 - Flat chest. No sign of boobs.
4 - Annie’s skin is very pale, while this person has a olive skin.
5 - He’s wearing an orange sweater. Annie is never shown on screen with an orange sweater. She has a white hoodie.
6 - The nose. THAT ISN’T ANNIE’S NOSE.
So, who is the guy that kills Gunther and disappears right before the Female Titan comes back and kills the SO Squad? He’s very talented at the 3DMG. He’s wearing a Survey Corps Cape in disguise. He appears on screen while both Erwin and Armin are giving a speech about some people who saw Eren’s transformation being infiltrated in the Survey Corps.
Who is he?
And, most important, are those freckles that I’m seeing on his cheeks in the fifth image?
Yes, in case you were wondering, my bet is on Marco. I think he’s alive, I think he was a titan shifter. And trust me, I’m not saying this because I hate him. I love Marco, a lot. I just need him to be alive.
I’m probably crazy.
Wow I really like your theory and want to help with proving it by answering a couple questions that are bringing up doubt
"If Marco is Alive who was the Corpse Jean found?"
Well I went back and saw Marco was wearing a collared shirt the day he “died” When the body was found, there was no collar
(In the manga too)
So, since he probably didn’t change, Marco has got himself a doppleganger. Think I’m crazy?
Look behing Sasha’s Ponytail, I even circled him for you, and look, a V-Neck Shirt!
"Why did Annie have Marco’s gear if he was still alive and using 3DMG?"
Well, it’s pretty obvious that killing took skill, might I remind you this person took out Gunther, a member of the special ops team, both Marco and Annie were in the top 10, so both of them could’ve done it. Whoever did it, had to kill someone, ggain, either of them could’ve done it, but in the last episode, Annie seemed like she was going crazy, which is understandable, she had killed people, and in Titan form you can’t have an emotional break down. Marco on the other hand, has a steel trap mind. When they were in the elevator with guns trying to distract the titans, Marco was keeping everyone calm. When Daz started freaking out about the plan to reconquer Trost, Marco remained calm and tried to quiet him. Out of all of them, the one who would most likely be able to carry on the mission and kill somone if they had to, would be Marco.
I love Marco and I hope that this clears things up. I really hope that it’s true, but I don’t know maybe we’re all crazy
"Why did Annie have Marco’s gear if he was still alive and using 3DMG?"
Maybe because Marco was using Annie’s gear. Just think about it and remember this:
BY TWO O MORE. That means that who killed the titans was Annie and at least another one. If Annie had Marco’s gear, and Bertholdt and Reiner (the other titans) passed the revision, it’s because they didn’t kill the titans, sooo another one helped Annie. And look at this:
where is marco equipment? If he was killed by the titans while he was fighting, why doesn’t he have isr swords?
Even though that guy in the roof still have his sword in his hand…
It looks like someone took off his things (dunno how are they called) where are the blades and the gear. But, for me, it seems that Marco was the other who killed Hanji’s titan, and he used Annie’s gear while Annie was using his gear.
Also, I guess that Gunter is killed inside the forest, where the female titan was captured, but Bertholdt (and Reiner) where in the edge of the forest with the rest of the people
I’m not saying they where in the same branch or something like that, but they were near at least. It would be strange if one of them just disapear into the forest and someone would noticed it.
Bonus: look at this lil shits, like a gang of betrayers.
If I left my mind fly, Marco is the leader (he was called “a natural leader”) of them. Also, in the snk wiki you can see the meaning of their names, and it’s important in some ways because most of them fits very well the person, but Marco name means “Messenger from the God of War”…accurate?
Now that you have read all this post you can say that I’m crazy. Thank you.
sorry for the mistakes but my English sucks
GUYS GUYS GUYS NOW LISTEN UP
THIS WONDERFUL PERSON ADDED ALL I COULDN’T SAY BECAUSE MY ENGLISH SUCKS OR I WAS TOO TIRED TO ADD IT
I should consider THIS the definitely ‘Marco-is-alive’ theory
So for all the people who told me not to consider the anime, please take a look at all this stuff. There’s anime screencap, manga pages, lot of valid arguments and the more I read it the more I think we’re right.
Please, Isayama. PLEASE.
One last thing, for the people telling me ‘why there wasn’t smoke if Marco was regenerating?’: Reiner got biten by a titan in one chapter and there was no sign of smoke so maybe thay can keep it in and wait to regenerate their injures, so maybe Marco waited for Jean to leave
We never see his body being moved to the pyre after all
I consider him as the titan squad leader too, because of his skills.
ooooh guys. PLEASE. PLEASE MAKE THIS REAL.
and let’s not forget when Jean had found him, it was showing the scene from Marco’s point of view and Marco’s right leg moves:
Um, I have nothing to contribute because I’m trying to get my mind around this… feel free to challenge these theories, but as for me, I’m just gonna wait and see what happens….
when you learn a new word and start seeing it everywhere
Holy crap okay I’m trying not to panic but tumblr user Aondou got kidnapped today by a white car as a witness states and if you live in Norway and have had a white car attempt to pick you up or harass you in any way please if you know please say something. Signal boost this even if you don’t live in Norway please!!